Anonymous asked: Lord of the flies Au for South Park, thoughts on it?
So I just saw a picture of this.
I’m personally not a fan of AUs, normally because they always fall into the same three categories - WWII, Saw or one of the major fandoms. Lord of the Flies is something that you could actually have a lot of fun with, though. It’s a story about a bunch of kids getting dumped on their own in the fuck middle of nowhere.
Somehow I can see Cartman in Piggy’s position, partly because fat kids and partly because while I love Cartman’s character, I would be content for a long time if I got to see him get his very bones crushed beneath a giant rock.
The split could be Stan’s guys and Craig’s guys, too. Kenny in Ralph’s position, he’s got the hair, Kyle and Stan are the twins (I think there were twins)…
Okay. Listen. I’m very seriously here. MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN. I would myself but my plate right now is full. It’s on you, Anonymous Andy. This story must happen.
Good luck and god speed.
Mod Cartman would just like to add that Lord of the Flies is perfect please and thank - Mod Cartman